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Amusing Oxymorons-Definition of Oxymoron

2/14/2011

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Amusing Oxymorons-  Definition of Oxymoron

Webster’s Dictionary defines oxymoron as “a combination of contradictory or incongruous words”.

Oxymorons can be used for dramatic effect, such as crash landing and deafening silence. They can also be amusing or comical, such as in criminal justice. Clearly this is not an oxymoron in the true and strict sense, but the suggestion that it is oxymoronic is humorous.  Take a good look at the paragraph below – -  Notice anything strange about it?

Have you ever noticed that it’s simply impossible to find seriously funny oxymorons online? The only choice is to ask one of those paid volunteers at thelibrary – the ones in the long-sleeved T-shirts – for an original copy of someobviously obscure documents that were found missing amongst some paperwork almost exactly one hundred years ago.

Here is a collection of amusing oxymorons — That is oxymorons in a “loosesense” of the word.

accidentally on purpose             act naturally                           adult children                            Advanced BASIC                           alone together                       almost donealmost exactly                                            almost perfect                       Anarchy Rules!                         barely dressed                              bitter sweet                            blind eyebutt-head                                        clean dirt                                        clearly confused                    clearly misunderstood                             clogged drain                         constant change
constant variable                          crash landing                         criminal justice                         deafening silence                         definite maybe                       definite possibility detailed summary                         Dodge Ram                            dry lake                                       even odds                                       exact estimate                       extinct lifefail safe                                           first annual                                     found missing                         free love                                         
 free trade                                       freezer burn                            friendly fire                                     front end                                         fuzzy logic                                 genuine imitation                          good grief                                       Great Depression                    Hell’s Angels                                  high ground                                    Holy War                                   home office              hot chili                                           ill health                                     industrial park                         inside out                                       jumbo shrimp                            larger half                                       legally drunk                                 light tanks                                  liquid gas                                        living dead                                     long-sleeved T-shirt                 loose tights                            mild sensation                              military intelligence                  minor crisis                                    near miss                                       new tradition                              now then                                         numb sensation                            obviously obscure
old news                                         once again                                open secret
original copy                                  paid volunteer                           Park Drive
peace force                                    peace keeping missile           plastic glasses plastic silverware                         pretty ugly                                  real phony 
recent history                                 rolling stop                               same difference
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